rojiro: ok so here's what you do

you get in your car and travel to a town two hundred miles over

you find a homeless guy and take him to your local walmart. You give him $300 and tell him to go buy you a new phone and a ton of prepaid card refills. You promise him double money ($600) if he comes back (show him the money). This way he won't run off with the $300.

Now you're good, because your face and card are not on the cameras and sale

but they'll track down that homeless guy and he'll say he did it for a guy (you), and they'll get your description out of him

so you need to go to a second homeless guy and give him cash to approach the first homeless guy to buy you the phone. Homeless guy 1 gives to homeless guy 2 (and gets paid double) who gives you to you (and gets paid double)

that way homeless guy 1 can only give description of homeless guy 2, who you should have picked up from a different town, as the homeless people tend to know each other. (drop him back off afterwards)

and you can wear a mask so if they do get to homeless guy 2 he can't give a description

NOW! you can turn on your phone (but NOT in your hometown) and activate all of the things

rehrar: A mask is shady as hell. Just find another homeless guy from another country and pay HIM to approach homeless guy #2.

turn it off and take out the battery before going home. Only turn it on when you're in a different town. So yes, hopefully you have a comprehensive list of things you want to activate, otherwise it'll be a roadtrip every time you want to make a new social media account that requires phone number

kayabaNerve: yes. Fly him in, but paid for with a prepaid card you got from Walmart.

Now how do you get the prepaid card? Well, it involves homeless guys and a town 500 miles away from your hometown.

TSA is very strict, if this the USA we're discussing. You can't go by plane. Now, Cuban boats I hear are very good at getting between the USA and Cuba without raising too much attention...

you know what? never mind. To be safe, kill the homeless guy.

Or you can go through 4 people in the EU so the person you do have fly in isn't suspicious or knowledgeable about what's up.

Won't that just raise more attention in the long run? Not to mention criminal charges. Just pay the homeless guy to spend the rest of his life in a nice house in the Carribean.

do you know how many murders are unsolved?

most of them

wait. Even easier. Become a cop first. If you ever get caught, you will get off scot free because you're LEO.

there may be riots and stuff, but you just wait it out and nothing will change. You're good to go.

In fact, forget everything I just said. You don't need to hide just become LEO or a congressperson. Then do whatever you want and you're untouchable.

There's also the whole morality question. Giving homeless people jobs isn't immoral by any definition I can think of. A lot of definitions say killing someone who did their moral job is immoral though

Out of curiosity, what was the issue w/ Twilio?

You could become president and then forcibly dismantle the surveillance state if you're willing to go that far

Also, to be ontopic for once, what's up with the CCS?

what's up with the CCS?

I've heard comments about it being down/broken but have no context.

it's back upo

*up

fixed

taken care of

It's moving to SourgeForge

Alrighty

*SourceForge

xmrscott[m]: subversion (SVN) better.

New stuff entirely

I'm still surprised SourceForge is alive.

Technical debt is probably why among other things

rehrar: you can still take batteries out of phones?

can you

Flip phones yes

think I'll build a time machine and go back in time

seems easier

I've bought a burner flip + SIMs to do stuff like OSINT CTF's. Even has the bold choice of a 3.5mm jack as well

back when cash smelled good and you could keep your doors unlocked

< xmrscott[m]> It's moving to SourgeForge <== lold

dsc_: HCPP is a thing

they're doing it in person

"Please wait 5 seconds before your download starts"

rehrar: well shit we should go

I can't

I'm in the USA and not on the approved list to get into the country

I would have to quarantine at my expense.

are you close to mexico?

:D

Ah, the joys of being an American

literally an hour away, yes

but Mexico is kinda doing worse than the USA if you can believe it

ah ok

that sucks :/

Canada is on the list of approved countries

but they're making Americans quarantine and they don't like Americans right now.

!tip rehrar 1 quarantine

looks like it's off the cards for me this year

now nobody will work on the Monero table :(

RoboRehrar

VRehrar

:D

You could just travel and then not quarantine.

Obviously selfish....but it's an option

And also risk being fined/arrested/banned for life

Cool service that just added support for Monero: cypherpunklabs.com

they should add Monero to the bottom of the page :)

They just added support a few minutes ago, but I’ll be sure to point that out to them 🙂

Anyone have a list of monero exchange sites?

Check /r/xmrtrader

the dropdown has a bunch

Oh, some of those are defunct now

haven't updated it in ages

might as well do it now

if someone could; that would be great :)

KingNull: See also: web.getmonero.org/community/merchants/#exchanges

thank you

(that page exchanges have a little more incentive to make sure they're listed given it's the official website and will file issues, etc if they're not listed)

There we go

I just removed all the exchanges that are now dead

that was last updated like two years ago ._.

should all be up to date now. Maybe one or two link discrepancies, I didnt check links

Might be best just to point to the Monero website so as to only maintain 1ish list

As is, probably less than 10% of people actually read the sidebar, let alone follow links from it

People dont even read the damn "read this before posting" thing that appears when you post

Haha totally fair

I remove half a dozen posts a day saying "pls help with issue", link them to /r/monerosupport, and they say 'wow I didnt know this existed'

despite literally the first sentence or two when making a thread directs trading to xmrtrader, mining to moneromining, and support to monerosupport

Its dumb

I have plans to automate some more of the moderation today

already got them approved by the others :D