01:17:32 rojiro: ok so here's what you do 01:17:47 you get in your car and travel to a town two hundred miles over 01:18:46 you find a homeless guy and take him to your local walmart. You give him $300 and tell him to go buy you a new phone and a ton of prepaid card refills. You promise him double money ($600) if he comes back (show him the money). This way he won't run off with the $300. 01:19:11 Now you're good, because your face and card are not on the cameras and sale 01:19:35 but they'll track down that homeless guy and he'll say he did it for a guy (you), and they'll get your description out of him 01:20:06 so you need to go to a second homeless guy and give him cash to approach the first homeless guy to buy you the phone. Homeless guy 1 gives to homeless guy 2 (and gets paid double) who gives you to you (and gets paid double) 01:20:36 that way homeless guy 1 can only give description of homeless guy 2, who you should have picked up from a different town, as the homeless people tend to know each other. (drop him back off afterwards) 01:20:50 and you can wear a mask so if they do get to homeless guy 2 he can't give a description 01:21:09 NOW! you can turn on your phone (but NOT in your hometown) and activate all of the things 01:21:47 rehrar: A mask is shady as hell. Just find another homeless guy from another country and pay HIM to approach homeless guy #2. 01:21:50 turn it off and take out the battery before going home. Only turn it on when you're in a different town. So yes, hopefully you have a comprehensive list of things you want to activate, otherwise it'll be a roadtrip every time you want to make a new social media account that requires phone number 01:22:36 kayabaNerve: yes. Fly him in, but paid for with a prepaid card you got from Walmart. 01:22:52 Now how do you get the prepaid card? Well, it involves homeless guys and a town 500 miles away from your hometown. 01:23:39 TSA is very strict, if this the USA we're discussing. You can't go by plane. Now, Cuban boats I hear are very good at getting between the USA and Cuba without raising too much attention... 01:24:01 you know what? never mind. To be safe, kill the homeless guy. 01:24:24 Or you can go through 4 people in the EU so the person you do have fly in isn't suspicious or knowledgeable about what's up. 01:25:32 Won't that just raise more attention in the long run? Not to mention criminal charges. Just pay the homeless guy to spend the rest of his life in a nice house in the Carribean. 01:25:47 do you know how many murders are unsolved? 01:25:49 most of them 01:26:25 wait. Even easier. Become a cop first. If you ever get caught, you will get off scot free because you're LEO. 01:26:53 there may be riots and stuff, but you just wait it out and nothing will change. You're good to go. 01:27:25 In fact, forget everything I just said. You don't need to hide just become LEO or a congressperson. Then do whatever you want and you're untouchable. 01:27:35 There's also the whole morality question. Giving homeless people jobs isn't immoral by any definition I can think of. A lot of definitions say killing someone who did their moral job is immoral though 01:28:01 Out of curiosity, what was the issue w/ Twilio? 01:28:04 You could become president and then forcibly dismantle the surveillance state if you're willing to go that far 01:28:42 Also, to be ontopic for once, what's up with the CCS? 01:28:50 what's up with the CCS? 01:28:52 I've heard comments about it being down/broken but have no context. 01:29:00 it's back upo 01:29:03 *up 01:29:04 fixed 01:29:05 taken care of 01:29:11 It's moving to SourgeForge 01:29:14 Alrighty 01:29:20 *SourceForge 01:29:43 xmrscott[m]: subversion (SVN) better. 01:29:46 New stuff entirely 01:30:04 I'm still surprised SourceForge is alive. 01:32:12 Technical debt is probably why among other things 01:32:57 rehrar: you can still take batteries out of phones? 01:33:07 can you 01:33:11 Flip phones yes 01:33:56 think I'll build a time machine and go back in time 01:34:01 seems easier 01:34:04 I've bought a burner flip + SIMs to do stuff like OSINT CTF's. Even has the bold choice of a 3.5mm jack as well 01:35:19 back when cash smelled good and you could keep your doors unlocked 01:36:37 < xmrscott[m]> It's moving to SourgeForge <== lold 01:36:45 dsc_: HCPP is a thing 01:36:48 they're doing it in person 01:36:58 "Please wait 5 seconds before your download starts" 01:37:01 rehrar: well shit we should go 01:37:05 I can't 01:37:16 I'm in the USA and not on the approved list to get into the country 01:37:23 I would have to quarantine at my expense. 01:37:30 are you close to mexico? 01:37:38 :D 01:37:40 Ah, the joys of being an American 01:37:42 literally an hour away, yes 01:37:50 but Mexico is kinda doing worse than the USA if you can believe it 01:37:57 ah ok 01:38:00 that sucks :/ 01:38:22 Canada is on the list of approved countries 01:38:35 but they're making Americans quarantine and they don't like Americans right now. 01:40:07 !tip rehrar 1 quarantine 01:40:32 looks like it's off the cards for me this year 01:40:40 now nobody will work on the Monero table :( 01:42:31 RoboRehrar 01:42:53 VRehrar 01:43:03 :D 18:01:15 -xmr-pr- [meta] SarangNoether opened issue #502: Research meeting: 2 September 2020 @ 17:00 UTC 18:01:15 -xmr-pr- > https://github.com/monero-project/meta/issues/502 18:22:12 You could just travel and then not quarantine. 18:22:35 Obviously selfish....but it's an option 21:06:36 And also risk being fined/arrested/banned for life 21:19:16 Cool service that just added support for Monero: https://cypherpunklabs.com/ 21:22:08 they should add Monero to the bottom of the page :) 21:28:22 They just added support a few minutes ago, but I’ll be sure to point that out to them 🙂 21:32:12 Anyone have a list of monero exchange sites? 21:32:34 Check /r/xmrtrader 21:32:38 the dropdown has a bunch 21:33:05 Oh, some of those are defunct now 21:33:08 haven't updated it in ages 21:33:13 might as well do it now 21:35:23 if someone could; that would be great :) 21:35:45 KingNull: See also: https://web.getmonero.org/community/merchants/#exchanges 21:36:01 thank you 21:36:57 (that page exchanges have a little more incentive to make sure they're listed given it's the official website and will file issues, etc if they're not listed) 21:37:22 There we go 21:37:28 I just removed all the exchanges that are now dead 21:37:34 that was last updated like two years ago ._. 21:38:03 should all be up to date now. Maybe one or two link discrepancies, I didnt check links 21:38:18 Might be best just to point to the Monero website so as to only maintain 1ish list 21:38:44 As is, probably less than 10% of people actually read the sidebar, let alone follow links from it 21:39:19 People dont even read the damn "read this before posting" thing that appears when you post 21:39:41 Haha totally fair 21:39:42 I remove half a dozen posts a day saying "pls help with issue", link them to /r/monerosupport, and they say 'wow I didnt know this existed' 21:40:10 despite literally the first sentence or two when making a thread directs trading to xmrtrader, mining to moneromining, and support to monerosupport 21:40:18 Its dumb 21:40:37 * needmoney90 grumbles 21:48:37 * xmrscott[m] says toss a moon to your mod 21:57:01 I have plans to automate some more of the moderation today 21:57:08 already got them approved by the others :D